"Jesus is like Matt Dillon from Gunsmoke scaring off the bad guys" - Pastor Mark Cravens referring to Jesus driving away the people from selling in the temple.
"It's not"'She's cute". It's 'Dude, she's hot!'" - Mr. Justin Singleton referring to a theory in English class about the "Sons of God".
Those were the greatest quotes I've ever heard during class. Especially Mr. Singleton and how we went off on an alien discussion.
ReplyDeleteHA! so, I've heard... well, I got a better one... "I'm a poet and didn't know it, and my feet sho' show it.... they're longfellows"...--Mrs. Sheila Wolf.
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